We did not beware the IDES OF MARCH.

Now it is uncertain if we are the bald heads to be the first monkeys

launched into space (FIGHT CLUB) or the madmen who leads the

12 MONKEYS into infamy. Have we been polishing the brass on the

Titanic? Will a more advanced alien species one day regard us as the

insects of our little planet (like we regard ants in an ant-farm...)

building...not for a better world, but because me mindlessly must...?

We are not -- as it turns out -- kings of this or any jungle.

We are not KING KONG but rather Leinengen & The Ants.

It is, instead, the insects and microbes who are gods here.

Maybe we should be taking this seriously enough to be out in

the sun and air breathing and leaping, dancing, laughing

because these are the last days and there's nothing left to do

but celebrate who we are that the universe decided wasn't worth

saving? Such questions!

I will leave MARCH 31 blog post BLANK.

Let us all fill that empty space for ourselves with what matters to us.

And then perhaps we will see who are the April Fools.

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THE LAST DINOSAUR

This entire month I mostly went with an IRISH

St. Patrick's Luck theme; but, as we all know, 2020

as a whole, thus far, has seemed more like what

we expected from 2012 when the world didn't

end at all! Silly Mayan eschatologists!

So we end rather with a MONKEY theme and

like the 1977 movie THE LAST DINOSAUR must

ask ourselves...has our Ahabian greed/apathy

made us the last monkey? Are we dinosaurs?

It's difficult to be chipper and optimistic today.

A solemn moment of silence never hurt anyone.

MARCH 30, 2020

FUNK MONKEY

OMG! thank you! With so

many not reviewing (even

privately) I'm desperate for

some positive feedback at a

funky-monkey time! I so

appreciate the kind words!

It's my primary driving force.

I don't need the money!

I need the feedback!

Now I can dance! Someone

turn up the funk so I can

Monkey myself up good!

MARCH 29, 2020

SINTERSEXTION

I asked 3 of my VIPs to try the

new socially-distanced

SEXTNEXUS as a 'dry-run'.

Seemed like a common-sense

idea. Worked out a few

unforeseen kinks but it finally

spread its wings and flew...soared.

 

"Amy's found a simple and 21st

century way to connect with

crazy-hot chicks she knows so we

all have fun, get off and stay safe."

- P.L. 6-year VIP

"That was hot. Never gunna

replace real T&A but still blew

a big load and what can ya

say...? Strange days!

- BYU 7-year VIP

"I'm not one for SEXTing.

Probably just too old to get it.

But this was fun and Amy's

friends are sexy as hell and

frisky to boot. It's exciting

'meeting' so many of her female

clients in such a sexy way."

- Cal, 7-year VIP

I am predicting a busy

response to this so be

quick!

March 28, 2020

SCRABBLE RABBLE ROUSER

As we all deal with social-distancing and

the accompanying isolation, I'm alone

today on the first FRIGG's day -- the

day of love and fertility -- in...wow...

I honestly cannot recall the last time it

happened; and FLICKing is fine but

some scrabble doesn't hurt. As most who

know me know I had the world's

foremost genius teach me so I rarely

lose; and once I get this far ahead of

competitors, I forfeit the win to them.

It's always fun to stir the butterflies

into a mad flutter. Beautiful!

Dirty-word scrabble is always fun

as is any theme-word scrabble

MARCH 27, 2020

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SHUEMACKING!

SHUE me an APE-X Predator? 

Watching "LINK" for the...5th time?

Loving every minute of it, especially

Shue who dear-departed hubby

fucked IDUNNOHOWMANYTIMES

and I met once to shake hands

(2011 I think). Such a cutie! I'll have

FF to the white bathing suit in

KARATE KID -- that ASS! OMG!

"PROJECT X" with Broderick next!

MARCH 27, 2020

MONKEYSHINES

It's at times like these

that we most need to insist

we are not merely talking

primates transfixed by

our reflection. Think I'll

flick "LINK"(1986),

"MonkeyShines (1988)

"Project X" (1987),

ALL of "P.O.T.Apes"?

MARCH 27, 2020

Alive-ing or Thriving?

It's a bit saddening that

so few of those of you

have visited and had such

fun this last week have

just not bothered to say

a few kind words even

off-board, anonymously.

We all need to emotionally

support one another if we

are going to thrive.

.

MARCH 27, 2020

TO THE CORE

Don't have a seizure! It's just

D.'s discography on

TUNECORE -- which is the

service that allows recording artists

to distribute all their music on

ITUNES/GOOGLEMUSIC/SPOTIFY

and so many other elements of

the industry/process. As I begin

the gradual process of shutting

down SUGARFALL RECORDS,

I thought you'd like a glimpse

behind OZ's veil. 81 albums

existed over the years but you

can still grab the remaining!

Today I made chicken-pot pie

and had some sexy visitors.

Try as I may, I'm never going to

think AVENUE 5 is as funny as

it ought to be (even Hugh can't

save the show) but ROOK looks

promising. I know many people

are scared to their core but it's

important to preserve our

positivity and pep!

Music is a means to this and

always has been.

Embrace it, be embraced by it

MARCH 26, 2020

Paradise & Perdition

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As I mentioned, I can

travel in memory if not in MILES.

Searching through GIGS of

video-goggle footage we

took over 2018-2019 revisiting

some of the places of peace

and some of the stormy

weather that comes with

traveling and just life.

Making sure the goggles

stay above pool surface and

scouting the beaches,

mesmerized by the tempests

and the teeming waters

of the falls, it's easy to be

restless and anxious to

travel again. I was suppoed

to be seeing CANADA this

year coast to coast and

revving up to my first

SKYDIVING. Life is a

journey and a moment is a

mile. Let's travel these

moments together, take

caution but give love.

Isolation isn't healthy.

Reach out!

Be safe, be well, be loved!

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MARCH 26, 2020

HAPPY HUMPDAY!

What a fun-as-heck.

way to spend HUMP-D

3 visits today made my day

and hopefully theirs.

Still many not reviewing

(insert sad face here)

Otherwise thanks for the

kind kind words! You were

so positive and encour-

aging the whole time!

MARCH 25, 2020

WETLANDS WED!

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As almost everyone knows

I've paddled and saddled

quite a bit around the globe

before this stasis in travel

housebound us all.

If not in miles, we can travel

in mind and memory.

Here are some of my fav

and most comforting or

dazzling experiences.

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MARCH 25, 2020

FOOD 4 MOOD

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A balanced breakfast incl

grapefruit, home-made egg

'mc'-muffins (MCD's charges

8 times what it costs me to

make them myself) and, of

course, BOTTLECAPS.

JEOPARDY: MINDFOOD

is part of my morning

everyday. A sharp mind

thwarts a dull day!

You...can eat...me...

MARCH 25, 2020

RAINY DAYS AND MONDAYS...

Howard Jones once said...
"Don't destroy yourself in a little

bit of snow...." So it snowed a little...kinda

depressing added to everything else this

MARCH....so I've been sifting
through truckloads of past VIDEO I've 

never dealt with and finding some

golden moments...including last

MARCH 23 in the Malibu BeachHouse

with Britney, Daniel, and others.

The weather was awful but we had some

magic and hiked into the hills.

Rainy/Snow Days and Mondays

don't have to get us down...

let's get you up...

and me up'n'down on you...

Giggles and Wiggles! 
MARCH 23, 2020

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...Let's Get You UP! click here for photo for video

WORD-UP, GIRL: UP'N'DOWN

Hips & Lips wanna take a trip UP'N'DOWN

every inch of you and your RHYTHM STICK!

Thanks so much for the kind gracious

words...(WORD) SUGAR opens

the opiate receptors in the brain! So thanks

for these little HIGHs

But the lows are good too because it means

you're deep down the pie-hole...or...up...?

in the pie-hole...? Aren't they both pie-holes?

OMG, I'M SUCH A SLUT! HAHAHAHAHA!

  MARCH 23, 2020

REVU & REVERIE

Sex is a rare reverie!

Don't be daunted!

My current measures are more

than enough to crush the

crisis factor so that fun can

fill the air and your 'fun' can

fill my mouth! I've got fresh

hot Amish friendship bread,

and I'm GAME...make your

move! You're the king!

Cum get your crown...

Lemme be your pawn!

  MARCH 22, 2020

OUTSIDE...INSIDE...

WHY DID THE ESKIMO WASH HIS

CLOTHES IN TIDE?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO COLD OUTTIDE!

Catching up laundry has been interesting.

Sanitizing every inch of the house every day

has turned me into a real SHELDON!

Just a reminder to all...you WILL have to

shower with antibacterial when you arrive

brush your teeth and use mouthwash

before any physical contact with me or the

house itself. MUCHOS GRASSY ASS! 

MARCH 21, 2020

“What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity." -- JOSEPH ADDISON

INSIDE...OUTSIDE...

Seeing only a couple playmates for

a 911 blowjob is actually proving to be fun

in more ways than I ever expected.

With my travels frozen, no downtown/airport

either, it's left so much time for writing,

hanging out with friends, GFs, Regan and

plenty more time to chat with so many of you

on KIK and find new ways to be tawdry and

whimsical. After talking to 3 people about

INSIDE DAISY CLOVER, myself, Britney and

4 others got on live cam together and

watched the movie 'together'. Watched it

numerous times over the years -- always

awesome! Outside's still sunny so we

did walk Pepper in the woods!

MARCH 21, 2020

THROWBACK THURZ!

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The best part of having video

goggles and a great handy phone

is you always have multiple

options to grab GIGS AND GIGS

of awesome video of the most

beautiful and adorable things

like this long long long line of

geese that came out of the

river in OTTAWA couple years

ago...i couldn't even get the

entire line it went along the

waterline...what a great

THROWBACK!

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MARCH 19, 2020

HUGGLES & CUDDLES!

Here's throwing back a

BIG LONG DISTANCE HUG

to everyone during this strange

time when most people are

feeling the need to distance

themselves from what they

perceive as peril!

You can be my snuggle-bear

huggle-bear, cuddle-bear!

Kisses too...and licks...and...

I'm SOE SLUTTY!

Get it...? S.O.E?

STATE OF EMERGENCY

slut...?...HUG?

MARCH 19, 2020

HOLED-UP...911 HORNY?

HAVE NO FEAR!

I'm still here...! Holed-up myself

with my friends and every sanitary

cleanser, wipe, mouthwash known

to man...keeping my home 100%

spic-n-span...

This girl CAN!

Cum on by and get whats been

voted the best BBBJ in GTA

in a safe, clean place!

MARCH 19, 2020

Pessimism leads to weakness, optimism to power.

-- William James

RAINBOWS ROCK!

For the unaware...

I am a sappy, soft DORK!

I love movies and tv where people

abruptly break out into song

and dance, in which there's a

story moral about kindness and

humanity, and wherein evil loses

to good, stupidity dies at the

hands of discovery and

heartfelt longing and the

embracing of enemies ends in

triumph and maybe even tears

of joy and forgiveness and

(where possible) there's a

rainbow!

I watched FINIAN'S RAINBOW

and yes yes yes it's chock full

of all of the above!

Racism is equated with witch-

hunting and the IRISH spirit

of hope, loyalty and humor is

alive, well and living in the

lost america that never really

existed. In this strange time

we now occupy...let's look

for every rainbow we can find

...and filter out the ugly.

Let's be beautiful to one

another...

MARCH 17, 2020

GRAPPLE MY

APPLES!

Ya like APPLES?

Huh?...ya like APPLES?

How ya like

dem APPLES?!!?

Nothing "granny" or "smith"

about these Apples!

Just 100% all-natural

32Ks that love to be

grappled, groped, mauled

mouthed!

MARCH 17, 2020

ST. P's Day Flicks

If "MILLIONS" doesn't

do it for ya, try these others.

There's always the

LEPRECHAUN series.

"GETTING LUCKY" (if you

can find it) qualifies!

MARCH 17, 2020

May your thoughts

be as glad as the

shamrocks.

May your heart be

as light as a song.

May each day bring

you bright, happy hours.

That stay with you

all the year long.”

 – Irish Blessing

 

TUBTHUMPING

It's finally ST. PATRICKS's

DAY but seeing's how I don't

drink (never have) the next

best thing to do is a little

TUBTHUMPING

(Chubbawumba ref) of my

own with some bubbles!

-- an awesome IRISH SPRING! 

MARCH 17, 2020

"I'm doing a little tubthumping"
"I'm your little bubblebunny!"

BUBBLEBUNNY!

BUBBLE BUBBLE SEXYASS

TROUBLE!

Cleanliness is next to

sexiness! I love my ensuite

jacuzzi bathtub off my

master-bedroom! Room for 2!

Plenty of places to put your

hands to brace for...well...

you know...

MARCH 16, 2020

7TH BRITNEY VIEWING PARTY...AT LAST!

The wait is finally over! the first 6 of these went

insanely well and everyone had the time of their

lives! After 3 delays due to numerous

reasons, I am finally happy to offer 5

GOLDEN TICKETS to 5 playmates for

whom meeting (and more) Britney

would be the event of a lifetime!

If you fit this description contact me

on KIK and possibly be among those

who get to do JUST THAT!

Playmates in good standing contact

me on KIK for date/details!!

MARCH 16, 2020

Daring is the price of progress.

All splendid conquests are the prize of boldness, more or less.

-- Victor Hugo

WORDS LIKE BIRDS, FLY

 

And you were just scrumptious!

With only 2 out of 4 of yesterdays

playmates eager to review after

gushing about me while with me,

those of you who take the time/effort

are more appreciated than ever.

Sunday is always FUNDAY and with

2 double-hour playmates later

I'm psyched and sinfully happy!

SMOOOCHES all around!

MARCH 15, 2020

COMPLETE

MEET 'N' EAT

 

"I thought I'd take a wild stab

at the celebrity meet after

seeing a bunch of them

over this last year.

A couple hours later I'm

showered, shaved and

in Amy's driveway with

her in the car giving me the

various info and prep I

needed to not make a

jackass of myself.

Had no idea who I was about

to shake hands with until it

was happening and I was

suddenly more starstruck

than I thought I could be.

I assumed I'd be all cool.

Far from it. I can't explain the 

next 2 hours of my life

without babbling like an

idiot. My lips are sealed.

But my brain is on fire!

I'm gunna sleep like a baby

for the next week."

- HiTone31x 03/15/2020

CELEB MEET-N-EAT TODAY

 

It's been some time since one of my celeb

clients/friends jetted in from L.A. and is staying

at least 24 hours. Not all of them are game to

'play' with my civies but she's done it once

before and is on-board. As usual, the first

playmate to KIK the correct reply to this

will be invited to come by the house for

some good food and 'fun' with her and I.

No charge obviously!

QUESTION: What was name of the novel

I co-wrote about the vanishing girl?!

MARCH 15, 2020 -- 2:15 PM

SEXY CIRCLES

 

In my social circles my "extra

fun" is unique but that doesn't

make them less sexy. Now that

going out 'n' about town isn't so

jake...home is where the heat

will have to be!

I'm just hornier than most girls!

MARCH 14, 2020

NEW WOO REVIEW!

Well with 5 of my friends still

sleeping-in around the house

I'm left to my own salacious

devices and that means

time to get around to reviews

and get styled with my

inherited BUNNIES from

"REAL GENIUS" which I'll

wear strictly on WEEKENDS.

Many of you still won't write a

review which is a bit annoying!

But nothing can kink my cool!

Thanks to all who do and

for the moaning, panting fun!

MARCH 14, 2020

NEW ZOO REVIEW!

As almost everyone knows now

I love spending my saturday

mornings making time for some

Trix/Count Chocula/BooBerry

and some classic charmers from

a by-gone era like Captain

Kangaroo and The Friendly

Giant among others.

There's nothing like kicking

back when everyone else is

sleeping, with some sweet

and soft nostalgia to make for

a sentimental saturday

perfect! Sigh. This is the life!

MARCH 14, 2020

13'S A CHARM

 

Watching THE 13th WARRIOR

again is awesome! Crichton

might be the best 20th

century author (tho I've

read none of his actual

books) simply by being so

eclectic! D. was similarly

endowed only better!

I'm starting to reread his

last finished novel

"BLUEBERRY" which many

of you read and loved. It follows a 14-yr old Floridian girl selling (ironically) 

BLUEBERRIES by the hwy leading to ORLANDO where you

discover she's an unlikely serial killer. The story is stunning and, of course,

there's a fantastic twist at the end -- the final victim turns out to be a recur-
ring visitor to her stand
--
The Black Dahlia killer. D. had a brilliant flare for

words and I was honored to be an apprentice of his among other things.

I'm working pretty diligently at "HURRICANE JANE" currently and I'm still

helping BRITNEY ghost-writing her sexual memoirs

"THE BLACKFEATHER BOOKS" which most of you have read several chapters

from. I'm hoping in 20 years I'll have constructed a library of novels and

maybe even at least one non-fiction.

Regan, Alexa, Cyrie and Goose and I are opting out of THE 13TH FLOOR

and going instead with RUMMOLI, SCRABBLE and Statham's "13"

MARCH 13, 2020

Shallow men believe in luck.
Strong men believe in
cause and effect.
- RALPH WALDO EMERSON

FRIDAY THE 13TH

LUCK-OFF!

Where to begin? Does one even
dare leave the house?
I'm not a superstitious person at
all, but I do believe there's a
universal JUJU we are each of
us born into, unique to us.
People who fare well seem to
always fare well as do people who
seem almost cursed.
Culturally, there are so many
books, movies, tv programs
about 13 in general
-- incl. THE 13TH FLOOR (above)
THE 13TH WARRIOR (which
I love) -- and of course the slasher
series which is kinda funny to
watch (Erin Gray hubba hubba).
So let's make today a lucky day
and humpy-pumpy, eat ice cream
dance until we faint and play
Rummoli! Who's game?
MARCH 13, 2020

SNEAKERS

 

I was inspired yesterday to look

up this retro flick D. loved so much

and give it another try with Regan.

Halfway through our friends

showed up and tried to get into it

but as good as it is, the cast never

quite measures up to itself.

I need to buy some KEDS!

Another girl gets her sleeping

SNUCK-SUCK on...good slut!

MARCH 13, 2020

F*CK ON! MUCK OFF!

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As I was meandering thru the

mire, trying to bask in the spring

'esque' beauty of the woods

with my intrepid Pepper...

it dawned on me that I've never

watched a mud-wrestling

match before or (better yet)

BEEN in one. Hmmmmm...

This is a strange and ironic

subject because, as I was over-

seeing the maid disinfecting &

perfecting the house this week

in an attempt to take extra pre-

cautions at a strange time in

human history, it also dawned

on me that I'm a bit OCD

about germs/dirt and now it

may be paying off.

But to my BUCK-it list might be
added a
MUCK-it item once
the world's back on its safe
hinges:
MUCK-F*ucking?
Can I do it without going insane?
Maybe we will find out!

MARCH 12, 2020

STICKY & STACKED

TWO GREAT WORDS!

I love the STICKY (wink, wink

say no more, say no more...)

And yes at an authentic 32K

(100% natural) I am stacked.

Hopefully, like these hot bread-

sticks I picked up nearby en

route home, I am just as hot,

warm, steamy, and delicious &

comforting. And yes...I'm kinda

cheesy too...it's a character

trait I'm utterly fine with!

These sticks cum from a pizza

joint whose horrible crust is

a tragedy because the other

elements of their pizza are

awesome! Shame!

As for STYX...don't mind if I

do...GRAND ILLUSION wax

for the turntable and Regan

and I are all set with vanilla

Earl Grey and girl-girl

sticking in, sticking up and

sticking together!

MARCH 12, 2020

SNEAKY DAUGHTER

 

My friend Ariel sneaks in to her

parents' room and has some

oral fun with daddy's cock!

He wakes...but can't help but

let her finish. Even with mom

sleeping next to them!

Contact me for the whole

16min video! It's HAF!

MARCH 12, 2020

WAX ON, WAX OFF!

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Inheriting full ownership of

two radio stations means all

digital MP3/M4A except I can

(and often do) AUX-in one of my

turntables to stack the wax!

There's something about vinyl

that anyone with any musical

taste understands. I love laying

around listening to my

substantial collection and

playing it on KFLY/KSXY!

Let's wax your cock (lipstick)!

MARCH 11, 2020

TUNE IN, TUNE OFF!

For those who don't know

(altho it's hard to imagine how

that's possible)...KFLY plays

70s/80s but music as far back

as 1916 and as current as this

week...and KSXY plays music

from BRITNEY to BEIBER as long

as the artist is delicious!

Celebs who visit the GTA house

or the L.A. studio join live

DJing and do live interviews!

VIPs ask for access!

MARCH 11, 2020

OMG I GOT THE

DESK CLERK OFF!

 

...again. My little Asian deskslut

at the hotel took her lunch with me

and I made her MY box lunch at

the "Y"! This is the 3rd time she's

offered me her ironically-round

ass and amazing squirter to my

mouth. VIPS enjoy the 7min edit!

MARCH 11, 2020

SHOWING OFF!

 

Hats off (and little else) to this

awesome playmate whose skills

I touted last week! With a couple

of cams deliberately positioned

we caught our fun for all to see

and enjoy! He's the first to be

this brave; all my other great

playmates are self-conscious or

well...you know...click here

MARCH 10, 2020

You can hear KFLY & my DJing at vid's end

CRITICAL MASS

Sexplosion imminent!

Oh wait! That's just me!

Been several days since I could get

to all your reviews so my gratitude

is as bursting as are my loins...

Lions? Lions have loins.

Do lions make yummy loin chops?

Wow! provocative.

Oh wait...that's just me too...

Love 'n' hugs 'n' lust go out

to you alI!

A sexy word is worth a thousand

sexy pictures!

MARCH 10, 2020

BEST LASER-EYED

DOG EVER!!

I'm a dork but not really much

for comic-books and superheroes.

I kinda support Batman Iron

man ideas because they inspire

people like you and I, without

genetic superiority, to get in the

game! But TITANS is fun

(considering how bad CAGE,

DAREDEVIL were) but come on!

THE CLONED SUPERMAN/

MAN'S BEST FRIEND thing

just knocked it out of the park

when lasers shot out of KRYPTOs

eyes! Omg hilarious, adorable

and FUN AS HELL!

What's a good retro interjection?

"BONUUUUUS!!!" works I think!

MARCH 9, 2020

JIZZ BY NUMBERS

"My 4th visit with Amy proves to

be a perplexer. Was I always capable

of cumming 3 times?  Or is this a

totally new thing? She's always

been a hands-down best kisser

and her little body jerks and

works wonders like a young slut

should, so it wasn't that! Or I'd

have gone that third time the

previous three visits. So I'm left with

assuming she just did some new

stuff with her mouth or something

else on that twitchy figure she's using

to make my eyes widen and mouth

widen and my voice pretty much

shout so people down to the

elevators hear us. Now I gotta go a

5th visit asap to see if a reload will

mean another 3-rounder or

maybe even a 4th. I'll let you know."
- Demetric, March 10, 2020 (CLICK)

MARCH 10, 2020

ALMOST DANCING...

In "FOOTLOOSE" it's a metaphor for

almost free of that which constrains us.

Let me help break those bindings...

cut you footloose...

SEX is almost dancing.

"DANCING IN THE SHEETS" that is.

Let's try Waltzing and maybe

The Twist? Jitterbug? Crumping?

However you look at it, it takes

TWO TO TANGO!

And two to get TANGLED. After FLICKING Kevin Bacon and Lithgow with my wife
and 2 GFs (the benefits of the POLY lifestyle)...broke out the
HABIT

and made that 34K treat! Spray whipped cream jizzed me!
Just call me the
DAIRY QUEEN!


March 5, 2020

ALMOST PARADISE...

I still haven't had sex with a nun!

Bummer. Definitely high now on

my bucketlist. But "FOOTLOOSE"

sounds like a great Sunday movie --

it's both Sentimental AND sexy

and about religious censorship.

And with SEASON 2 of Paradise

PD now on NETFLIX the only thing

that would top off this Sunday's

sexual Sundae like a cherry

is you and I moaning like

monks during vespers and

ranting, "Oh god! Jesus!"

Let's cut FOOTLOOSE.

I've got ice cream, sprinkles

and need your whipped cream

Let's make a SUNDAE on my

34Ks! Hell/Heavens Yes!

MARCH 8, 2020

Now THAT'S what I call a second cumming!

...because they don't

get none...

4 nuns are in line to go into heaven.

God asks the first if she has ever

sinned. She says, "Well, I've seen a

penis." So God puts holy water on

her eyes and lets her enter. He asks

the second nun the same thing;

she says, "I've held a penis," so he

puts holy water on her hands and

lets her enter. Then the fourth nun

skips the third nun in line and says,

"Sorry God...but, I need to

gargle it before she sits in it."

MARCH 8, 2020

ONLY IN THE DARKNESS

CAN YOU SEE THE STARS

CAN'T STOP THE COCK!

On this Saturday morning I'm whipping up my coveted

CACCIATORE and listening to some of my fav tunes on

one of the 2 radio stations I inherited full-ownership of

including "CAN'T STOP THE ROCK" and singing my

own lyrics..."Can't Stop The Cock..."! Today...let's

keep that COCK COMING AND COMING!

Only time will tell how many times it will go off!

Let's find out together and make you all better!

OMG did I ever bawl my eyes out last night watching

"Searching For Bobby Fischer". The older I get the more

I connect with the absolutely BEAUTIFUL story!

Today's LUCKY 7 Day! Motivation to see at least 7

times a year to exploit that $77 hour!

MARCH 7, 2020

CHILLIN' & CHILI

After some RUNAROUND with

MS PACMAN and PENGO, it's time for some

serious culinary conquering! I am determined

to make dynamite CHILI...and then heat up

sum hearts with sum cumin (or is it cummin'?)

and then watch some great FLICKS!

It's stewin' & brewin' just like WE should

be doin'!..............<CLICK>

MARCH 6, 2020

FLICKIN, LICKIN' & KICKIN' FRIDAY

Been awhile since I spent a Friday just watching movies,

cooking some of my HALL OF FAME cacciatore and

just kicking back or licking your snack. I'm planning on

some MS. PACMAN & maybe BOMBJACK or PENGO

on the retro tabletop version of our video-gaming

system (for those who remember those games).

I'll make some video of all of the above and post it in

the MDV. Being a chess junkie and autistic savant with

a deck of cards, D. loved "Searching For Bobby Fischer"

"The Luzhin Defence", and "Rounders".

I'm going to take a stab at CHILI today too!

The goal is to make proper CHILI (without beans)!

WISH ME LUCK and let's you and me spice

things up...kick, lick and dick...now...<CLICK>

MARCH 6, 2020

Beauty & The Beets

...and BEAST...

Regan and I shared some

perfect eats at MOXIES and, as

always, I ended up eating her

BEETS! Miss the MED-BREAD!

Sorry for not BLOGGING for

4 days...been busy bouncing

on...well...you know!

Thanks to everyone for the

flowers, TIPs and fun! I'll try to

catch up on REVIEWS asap!

Meanwhile had to post this BEAST

award going to the playmate who

brought me an open box of

chocolates (which I don't eat) that

had 11 missing candies!

Wow! How do these people get

through life!? How has someone

not...culled them?

For those who are annoyed by

people 'PIC'ing their food...

There's so much ugliness and

BEASTing in the world...we should

all spend a bit more time focusing

on the BEAUTY! Great food is

(or should be) beautiful!

I like to revel in what's BEAUTIFUL!

Great sex, great food, nature &

the good in people!

Grumpy, sour & mean people...?

You need more beauty in your

life...lemme show you!

Off to a very FUN FUN FUN start

in March! XOXO to all!

March 5, 2020

SUMMER DREAMS

It's that time of year when the

yearning for the burning sun of

summer cums back on me hard!

(That sounds dirty...is it dirty?)

I find myself strolling through the

gardens of remembrance when

everything was green and full of

color and life! Two sweeties

sent me two long-awaited

items on my wish-list!

Thank you so much!

I've finally posted the edited

and approved CAMJAM fun

and MEET-N-EAT fun

with Margot Robbie and reposted

everything I did between Jan 1

and Feb 30th with maids/hotel staff

at the hotels I use from Windsor to

Ottawa. VERY SIZZLING STUFF!

VIPS will find links in the VAULT

foyer. DON'T cum too much!

Now that I've been

on 2 official dates and the snow is

finally finding it's way...away...I'm

ready to get back to my novel

HURRICANE JANE.

I've inescapably templated D.

into Jane's character/legend.

Thanks to those of you who were

thoughtful enough to encourage

me. I put a great deal of time and

effort into sculpting JANE for

the serial novel protagonist.

Let me be your INDIAN SUMMER!

March 5, 2020

SEXREXIPE

Thanks to everyone

who actually reviews!

So many do not

which is terribly disappointing.

It makes those of you who

do so much more cool

by cumparison

and encourages everyone!

Now let's make some

HAPPY!

I got the perfect recipe!

MARCH 2, 2020

SOAPY CINEMA!

If you're wondering about my SOAPY CINEMA I'm a

huge fan of the movie CRASH from HAGGIS (also

responsible for D.'s beloved "DUE SOUTH") and even though

"THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP" is comical it's

also pretty heavy drama. Irving is one of my fav 5 writers!

But nothing does it like "MAGNOLIA"...similar to D.'s

writing style, ("Life Is A Lonely Business")

Anderson weaves a gripping and gorgeous tapestry

of human hope and haplessnes, tragedy and magic.

Perfection! Especially Julia! who -- by the way -- loves

the word "cocksucker" (even stated publicly once!)

MARCH 1, 2020

SOAP!

I got turned on to IRISH SPRING at age 20

and love the scent! My 32Ks DO NOT require

an entire bar every shower! HA HA HA!

Sentimental Sunday today includes

the hilarious retro series "SOAP!".

LOVE MULLIGAN!

Have you seen him in the movie TEACHERS?

PRICELESS INDICTMENT of the American educational system!

Gotta get gussied everyday for gushing!

Even PEPPER got SOAP'd today and GUSSIED! (Click For Video)

Enjoy the audio below!

MARCH 1, 2020

SOAPING UP!

Jessica JOLT on VIP

VIPS can now find 66 minutes of

Jessica Simpson's 30-hour visit

in the VIP area, half of that in

THE VAULT. Thanks to everyone who

treated her so well during the

CAMJAM!

I've also added 21 'video tributes'

to Daniel in which his various

celebrity friends/family give a

candid close-up nod to the man

they cared for so deeply,

reminiscing a bit and just showing

love and respect.

I think you'll find it CAF!

More are likely to come.

March 1, 2020

A SOFT & PEACHY LEGACY

It's MARCH 1st and everything's PEACHY! 

Color's such an important element of our 

world & psyche and mood,  isn't it? 

On this Sentimental Sunday (which also

happens to be MARCH 1st and hopefully

the beginning of the end of winter...)

I'm snuggling and cuddling with D.'s SOFTEE

which he so loved and has

his scent lingering not to mention all the snuggles-of-cuddles-of-huggles he gave it

over the years. My inheritance also includes something as simple (but still adorable)

as his kitsch lunch-pail/box collection.

As well, Sentimental Sunday on KFLY RADIO means OLD TIME RADIO mysteries

and THE INK SPOTS, Nat "King" Cole and nostalgic commercials like

"...cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener...everyone would be in love with me..."

OK! Let's all be wieners! Or...at least gimme yours!

In this harsh world lemme be your SOFTEE! (Click Here) and be soft...be strong!

LUCKY-FUCKY MARCH   MAR 1 2020

DON'T BE GREEN WITH ENVY GET A BIT 'O THE LUCK OF THE IRISH!

LET'S LAY IN THE CLOVER, GET MY HAND ON YOUR SHILLELAGH

FIND THE GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW! 

LET'S MARCH INTO SPRING LAUGHING AND SMILING!

CHECK OUT ALL THE AWESOME BLOG POSTS FROM JAN/FEB!

ROLL THE DICE & ROLL AROUND WITH ME!   MAR 1 2020

Everyone who sees me at either the AIRPORT OR DOWNTOWN March 2-5

will have a chance to roll the dice at a rebate back from $20-$60!!

Come on! It'll be fun!

Life should be fun! Remember fun?

When was the last time you had any? I guarantee the fun we have will

make others .................GREEN WITH ENVY!

THE NEW ARCHIVES

is in the works...

THE ORIGINAL ATM BLOG

is here until the new archives

are complete

PLEASE USE THEM!

The info is very valuable to you!