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" I knew within minutes that this was no ordinary
escort/client encounter. Time spent with Amy
is a feast for the soul, mind, and body."
THORSDAY: DROP THE HAMMER!
Every THURSDAY night I catch a couple of
MIKE HAMMER episodes and also a couple
of MIKE HAMMER OTR episodes...but if it's
HALLOWEEN you're looking to FLESH out
this THORSDAY you can drop the hammer
with any of numerous HAMMER STUDIOS
flix (I'm a die-hard fan!) or you could try
UNHINGED & PRESUMED INNOCENT.
OCT 22, 2020
Today's the last chance you can touch this before I'm officially one year older
and my last year indulging in this enterprise! (I think I'll try some new things
after that!) I will be away FRID 4PM-MON NOON with friends/family celebrating
my birthday and will not likely post again until MON AFT. Have a great weekend!
With only a few days left to my
BIRTHDAY I'm a bit disappointed that
more playmates never bothered to
send even a simple card! Wow!
So Tacky! Also, as the music is system-
atically vanishing from online music
stores there's been no sign of any-
anyone exploiting their last chance to grab the music I'm so proud of and
represents a decade or more of my life as a singer/producer/CEO. With HALLOWEEN
masked living, it's that time of the year to watch one of my TOP 10 FLIX of all time.
I could talk for days about this movie and what it means to me. I won't bore you.
A beautiful movie for a fittingly-dark time for us all. We've destroyed all icons
and heroes and en route to polishing off the remnants. It's what lesser people
who aim low and thereby accomplish little or nothing do to level the playing field
That's twisted. We should embrace heroes and those who bleed, sweat and weep
for their excellence and evolution. They usher in a better future. Shame on us!
OCT 21, 2020
DANCE AWAY THE DARKNESS
Inspired by PEEWEE's BIG
ADVENTURE I decided to have
some fun and just be a dorky
flaky, femme and let all the people
at the park playing basketball
and watching their kids stare
and scratch their heads.
Many years ago, when I decided
to simply never allow anyone to
inhibit me and my life choices,
it freed me to be as silly and
ridiculous as I want to be and
as I've gotten older I've em-
braced that philosophy far be-
yond most people's frontier.
I don't even drink, let alone
TEQUILA but PEEWEE has a
great approach to life because
he embraces his true self and
if it somehow offends someone's
sense of COOL...bah! BAH!
DANCE TEQUILA IN THE PARK!
If people think you're mentally
challenged...BAH!!! BE YOU!
OCT 21, 2020
GRIM ACE & THE GHOULIES
"And that was the worst accident
I ever seen..." HAHAHAHA!
Should I be embarassed to say
I own the GHOULIES and CRITTERS
box sets? They're hilarious!! CGI
really screwed everything up! I
miss the SNUGGLE bear in
commercials and the wind-up
energizer bunny you could touch.
If you're looking less for camp
and more for eerie-as-hell
JACOB TREMBLAY will get you
deeeeeply unsettled in the boonies
and BROTHERS GRIMM will get
you aghast(ly?) in the woods.
WOMAN IN BLACK is pretty damn
good and won't make you grimace
too much. BTW...I also miss the
likes of GRIMACE (McDonalds)
and other non-CGI characters.
What a shame that COVID so
closely reflects this ever-growing
distance/caution and lack of touch.
Isolation/Alienation is terrifying!
OCT 21, 2020
With this gorgeous baby sent by one of my
sweeties I may not need to buy fruit for a
couple weeks. As my birthday approaches this
weekend I am grateful for those who have
sent gifts — you’re a class act. Everyone else....
tsk tsk! And after I gave most of you a
birthday freebie!! tsk tsk tsk! At any rate, we
are 10 days from HALLOWEEN where people who
hand out FROOT LOOT should be egged at least.
You can backburner TRICK-OR-TREATing but you
can’t cancel the spirit of Halloween itself.
Fez so well defined life: CANDY AND PORNO...
I SAID...CANDY AND PORNO!
GIMME SOMETHIN TO SUCK ON
OCT 20, 2020
PICKLED!: THE SHINING
LET'S COYOTE UGLY ON THE BAR
OCT 20, 2020
TICKLE THE PICKLE!
It’s always time to tickle the pickle
and lickle the pickle. What’s not to like?
They’re nutritious, delicious and POP
in your mouth every time!
They’re bumpy and a perfect fit and even
for a 4ft 10 pipsqueak/peewee like moi
you can always have a second or third
without guilt. And BTW being the giddy
girlish giggler I am, I LOVE peewee Herman
and his adventures. I think he’s adorable!
If we were all so disposed the world would
be full of so much more color mirth and
so much less darkness. TEQUILAAAAH!!!
Now gimme that pickle!
WIND IN THE WILLOWS
Do most people know that ASPIRIN
is derived from WILLOW TREES?
When our douchbag neighbor
murdered one of the oldest living
things in DURHAM they destroyed
not only something timeless and
beautiful, but all the animals
vanished! Now this gaping, daily
reminder of their idiocy is a sign
of the times and not a good one.
But I've become a cheerleader for
the trees (especially willows) and,
with Autumn winds whorling 'round,
I feel like the willows, swaying and
dancing in the rainy day grim.
I've acquired several nicknames &
pseudos over the years from friends
and for recording/writing including
"Huckleberry Funn" (or just HUCK)
Maybe Willow or Windy is next?
A Rose By Any Other Name
OCT 19, 2020
Most know that normally I'm part
of a 10+year-long game of
however you yourself name it
nowadays. With COVID nec-
essitating the sort of caution
needed to thrive in the world
I'm having to simply watch the
old reruns yet again and be
passively inspired. My sky-
diving ambition in JAN is just
hovering on the roadside waiting
for circumstance to restart my
goal! They should make a
XXX-version on an adult network.
SUDDEN FEAR (1952) and CAPE
FEAR (both versions) are great
choices and ya can't beat
BATMAN BEGINS for CILLIAN's
unrivaled SCARECROW. Then
ya can do the PUMPKINHEAD
and last year's AWESOME
KNIVES OUT, READY or NOT,
and CRAWL. All 4-star flix!
...WHAT LIES BENEATH...
OCT 17, 2020
THE EDGE OF DARKNESS
In some ways I wish I were old enough
to have watched and remembered the
soap opera THE EDGE OF NIGHT.
But if you haven't see THE EDGE, it's
a good 'out in the woods' flick and
it's only slightly ironic because
there's no masked psychopath
making mincemeat. THE EDGE OF
DARKNESS however treeless is a
good backup with THE NAKED EDGE
(1961). My edges are always naked!
OCT 16, 2020
WHERE ANGELS DARE TO FUCK
SOAK ME! DRENCH ME!
IT'S RAINING AGAIN
I love rain! It's cleansing and often moves
people to wanna cuddle, get cozy and
tends to bring out in folks the more
intimate and meaningful elements of
them. I love jumping in puddles and
making rainwater fly everywhere.
I also love kicking back and listening to
FAMOUS LAST WORDS on vinyl which
is perfect on a rainy day.
OCT 15, 2020
Spending so many hours hiking,
canoeing, horsebackriding etc has
a way of transforming one's brain
and body into something bright
and beautiful! We all have the
potential of re-becoming if we
only get off our DUFFs and ex-
plore the universe! The whole
cosmos is ever-changing...let's do
the same! I vote we start by tripling
or maybe even quadrupling the
sex we have! Yeeehhaaaaa!!
...that's why I love you...
OCT 15, 2020
THE COLOR OF NIGHT
I do so love watching the WILLIS
movie THE COLOR OF NIGHT
because it's bizarre and eerie. It
also reminds us how the real
horror going on in society is what
extreme child abuse does to a
human mind/heart. D. loved
THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT for
this reason and, of course, no
HALLOWEEN flick list can be
complete without the awesome
DARK TOUCH (2013).!
BUTTERFLY BLACK & MIDNIGHT BLUE
OCT 15, 2020
HUMPDAY is always a great occasion to roam
through the adventures of the past since we
can't roam through the world. I try to ROAM
...just hours exploring where there's few or
no actual people. Highly recommend it!
OF MASKS AND MYSTERY
There's certainly no shortage of masked
serial killers on rampages to choose
from for HALLOWEEN FLIX but if you're
trying to avoid "V" (Vendetta), Carrey's
"MASK" and "ZORRO" you can start
with "THE FOUR OF US ARE DYING"
(Twilight Zone 1960) and "THE STEP-
FATHER" (1987) and a slew of similar
flix where people aren't who they
appear to be. But you could revisit
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, PHAN-
TOM Of The PARADISE (we play the
soundtrack regularly on KFLY) and
why not "DARKMAN" (1990).'
OCT 14, 2020
CUM MY WAY?
CUM MY WAY
I've sat spellbound on a hundred docks
and piers around the world from Peru
to Greece, from Tennessee to Ontario.
Like every experience overlooking cliffs
and oceans, "Edge Of The World"
locales include the end of every dock,
ROMANCE never dies here.
Are you gunna go my way? It's alive
with LUST OR BUST peace and prom-
iscuity! Two awesome "P" words!
PUMP! works. As does POUND!
OCT 14, 2020
W E A R E L E G E N D
You and I are making history.
Right here...right now! You and I
are living in what will be recorded
in the books as being as signific-
cant as any world war or the
BLACK PLAGUE. What we do
today as individuals and as a
species will be forever taught
in schools and other records as
...well...that's for us to decide
right here, right now. Will future
generations be shaking their
heads at our monumental stu-
pidity? arrogance? apathy?
I AM LEGEND is a timely flick
choice for this particular
HALLOWEEN as is 12 MONKEYS.
Why not toss on LEGEND while
you're at it and for your deep/dark
forest fix & URBANLEGENDS (1998).
And this week...let's have some
No Other Place I Wanna Be
OCT 13, 2020
I A M L E G E N D
This will probably be the last
BIRTHDAY I celebrate with you
all. With COVID neutralizing
most of what makes what I do for
fun........worthwhile, I'll likely
call it quits by this time next
year. Thanks so much for every
one who's sent gifts. My WISH-
LIST is here for all. Gift cards
from UBER, SHOPPERS and
WALMART are always fine.
RED LOBSTER gift cards rock.
PLEASE....no treats/candy as I'm
60 DAYS from my ideal weight.
American CORN POPS and
BIG RED (in a bottle pref) are
always awesome gifts. If you really
want to dazzle me...ask...I have
some unique things you can opt for.
OCTOBER 25th will be an impor-
tant day for me. Join me the next
2 weeks celebrating...ME!
...AND MILES TO GO...
OCT 13, 2020
THE SINCERITY OF CHARITY
I tend to spend everyday being grate-
ful for everything and everyone in my
life/world but I DO tend to become
more intensively grateful for 3 days in
October. This year was supposed to be
my year for PARITY, CHARITY &
CLARITY. Sincerity is just as important
when it comes to GIVING as it
colors the very nature of the gener-
osity itself. More than ever, let's start
GIVING by GIVING THANKS to all who
make us mean something. Keep
the near & dear to you just that.
Thank them today for standing by you.
GEORGE WINSTON - THANKSGIVING
OCT 11, 2020
OCT 11, 2020
THANKS TO & FOR YOU
HERE & NEER & DEER
In some respects COVID has brought
so many closer together by force and
at the same time set human intimacy
and proximity back to an unprecented
degree of distance/alienation. D. got me
hooked on outdoor adventure and now
it is my solace as these days further
challenge us all. I've been posting
much of the DEER, bunnies, birds I've
encountered here and in L.A. and
elsewhere because it brings us within
tangible distance to beauty itself.
You are beautiful! Be still. Be quiet.
Be your beautiful self...and smile.
Dismantling the backyard for the
oncoming winter is always sad but
the ISOLATION of COVID's enough
to keep all else in perspective.
Sentimental Saturday that it is,
here's a tiny blast from the past
when Center Island was flooded
and nothing rhymed with orange.
Someone invent a word for poets!
Meanwhile...with new restrictions
in place (long overdue) I'm taking
my measures one step tighter.
This all makes sex so much more
meaningful and timely. Let's be
cautious & carnal...and selective.
It won't suck itself.
It won't fuck itself.
And if you can...lucky you!
Even Wolves Don't Hunt Alone
OCT 10, 2020
OUNCE VS POUND
With COVID exploding and new
regional restrictions in place, I'm
intensifying my precautions and
selectivity. I've stepped up my
disinfecting measures and my
personal physician is now coming
every 2 weeks instead of 4 and
I will not be seeing any new
playmates between the ages
of 20-39 without extra prep on
their part before entering my
home. Other than my NATURE
I've kept out of cities, malls,
stores, restaurants et al for 7
months without any intention of
doing otherwise until there's
a vaccine. My personal oasis is
locked down to everyone but my
circle of 6 people: and they, in turn,
keep a tight vigil around theirs
never daring to go "public".
It is sad that this needs to happen
but we must all be brave and
stalwart. I'm preserving a policy
of prevention over resolution.
Still pounding...but selectively.
New expectations on my
part include: no facial hair, no long
hair, shower monitoring, no one
still working 9-5 in a public setting.
This is for YOUR safety so please
don't be...obtuse about it.
THANKS TO ALL!
OCT 10, 2020
DEEP & DARK FISH WISH
FRIDAYs were once grounds for a
Judaic/Christian religious practice
of swearing off meat. But that's not
why it's called FRYDAY. The goddess
for whom the day got its name is
the LOVE/SEX goddess. So, really,
things should be sizzling but not in
a pan anyhow. But in this house,
FRIDAY is sacred time for myself and
Regan (my wife), my two GFs, guests
(and D. when he was still with us).
Taking a break from "scary" and doing
the annual THE FISH THAT SAVED
PITTSBURGH and the new NETFLIX:
HUBIE HALLOWEEN. Here's
hoping your THANKSGIVING is
brimming with gratitude and cause
for it. TGIF! Chilifish! droooooool!!
OCT 9, 2020
TABOO: WOLVES & TEDDIES GETBIZZY
That's HAWT! Teddy took wolfygirl's cherry and
OMG! WEREBEAR! I have a ton of awesome
words in my scrabble tray collection including
this timely one worthy of a seasonal mention.
Both these animals make for good grist during
the HALLOWEEN spirit when seeking a great
dark/ominous forest/wood flick. The array of
other creatures and mythologies that accompany
them go as eerie as THE TALL MAN, WENDIGOs,
SASQUATCH, GNOMES, GOBLINS etc. You
don't need JASON or D.B. COOPER to jump
out atcha! IMMA JUMP YOUR BONES!
OCT 9, 2020
KFLY KISSES ALL OVER!
I LOVE BEING A RADIO DJ!
Most men are always impressed
with the stereo stack in the
playroom but I have 2 others
not as impressive including
this one in the master-bedroom.
I can lay in bed and listen to
vinyl or KFLY/KSXY in 100%
comfort. Look! My voice is
'light-dancing'. There's some-
thing very ominous about hearing
your own voice on your own
stereo...after enough time one
starts to forget...hey! That's me!
I especially love playing stuff like
"Kiss You All Over", "On & On"
"SANCTIFY YOURSELF" etc...
I'm so thankful for everyone and
everything awesome in my life.
OCT 8, 2020
OUT ON A DARK LIMB
It's always axiomatic to rely on
what are now classic 'standards'
like FRIDAY THE 13th &
SLEEPAWAY CAMP sequels for
your 'creepy forest' Halloween
fix but I'm steering around those
this year. It's been a few years
since I saw TREEHOUSE but
trust me...you'll LOVE IT!
Backup plans include THE
MANITOU (1978) & THE
PROPHECY (1979). Both are
FUN as hell to watch!
OCT 8, 2020
...it's not dark in here...that's just me
D E E P D I S H
Every week I pick a provocative
approachable recipe and then
spend 2 hrs or so during the week
tackling it. I've mastered some
things and flopped on others.
This DEEP DISH SKILLET
LASAGNA came out so
BEAUTIFULLY! Pepper had to
be fine hanging with my guest!
Let's you 'n' me get something
cooking...I've got some very
saucy recipes requiring cream!
Preheating my oven...
OCT 8, 2020
CLICK FOR RECIPE
SITE CHANGES: As we approach the final months of 2020 I have to begin
preparations for the REHAUL of the entire site (all 3 wings). I have already
REMOVED "A DAY IN LIFE", "MEME OF CONSCIOUSNESS" and
"THE TENS". I will be moving a few things, adding to popular site elements
like the Q/A and by JAN 1 hopefully have all 3 wings re-organized and
running smooth as silk. FEEL FREE to start submitting QUESTIONS for the
Q/A section now. PLEASE email all/any encouragements about the site
in general and this BLOG so I can better gauge what you all want more of!
OCT 8, 2020
The best creepy movies are the ones
that pivot on the hidden or birthing
darkness in a human -- and often the
respective strength or weakness that
develops. "THE GREY" and "THE
VILLAGE" are 2 sides of the same
coin in this genre. I derive a great
amount of inspiration from watching
"THE GREY" as he discovers his
true grit. And "THE VILLAGE" re-
minds us how human fear makes us
vulnerable and isolated.
Don't be isolated...let's touch...
OCT 7, 2020
TRIPLE THE NIPPLES...?
OCT 7, 2020
T U R K E Y G I R L
Most know I'm sorta notorious now
for getting (or at least attempting to
get) 3 orgasms out of everyone. In
bowling we call that a TURKEY. This
Thanksgiving, be grateful for sex,
pleasure and cum gimme yer giblets.
One of my numerous treks caught me
I don't drink so no clue what WILD
TURKEY is but I know I'm WILD and
I know I thrive on 3-orgasm-sex!
BTW I don't eat TURKEY on
Thanksgiving...I'm a POTROAST girl.
BIG BIG BIG BLUE BALLS
If you've spent the last several
years keeping track of all my
jaunts around the world past
and present you'll know I've
accumulated a collection of
photos/videos of some of the
best CLIFF views from the
GRAND CANYON to SPAIN
ITALY, PORTUGAL etc...I'm a
bit afraid of heights but the
experience of overlooking
this BIG BIG BIG BLUE BALL
from on high is comforting
and helps recalibrate one's
place in the universe and the
silliness of most of this thing
we call life. I haven't posted
any MDV this month yet so
long one. My name isn't
MICHAEL but I DO have a
nickel...and I'm gunna buy me
all kinds of candy! That's what
I'm gunna doooooooo!
LOVE -- A EUPHAMISM FOR DEBAUCHERY
OCT 6, 2020
SPICE-N-VICE IS NICE
I miss spontaneous sex. As most
know I used to LOVE making out
with UBER, delivery people and
just spontaneous fun all around.
Since all this "PLAGUE" phenom-
enon, spontaneity has vanished.
I AM SO DAMN BORED without
All this hypervigilance is driving
OCT 5, 2020
LIKE THE DOGS IN THE YARD
The Bloom Is Off The Rose
BlumHouse started off hot and fierce,
releasing some of the scariest and most
original scary flix of our time and then...
tanked. The last few flix from them have
been missing everything that made their
first forays so impressive. Like Speilberg
losing his acumen, like XFILES went to
pot, BLUMHOUSE has lost its way.
Sad too! Orlando Bloom vanished too.
Is it the name? As most know I'm a huge
BLOOM COUNTY fan...and no...I don't
own any bloomers. Hardeeeeharhar!
HORNY? THORNY? PORNY? CORNY?
OCT 4, 2020
D E E P & D A R K
Since I've already done the forest/woods theme
so much why not go all the way and make the
majority of HALLOWEEN FLIX more of the same
starting with THE GUARDIAN which I've watched
several times. If you haven't seen it...it's creepy as
hell! Follow that up with BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
and THE WITCH and you've got a great trilogy of
terror (missing Karen Black but still!) I spend so
much of my free time in nature, including the
woods/forests...in the right light or with the right
sight...these places of beauty can be very eerie!
OCT 4, 2020
GIMME YER WOOD IN THE WOODS
D A R K & D E E P
With only the one canoe not
packed away for the winter, this
last canoe jaunt was especially
serene and important to me!
I may still head out if it's not
too cold but as a rule I wrap
my Canadian canoeing up in
October. Sailing yesterday was
chilly but I don't let weather
phase me when it comes to
winching and wandering.
The depth and shadows of the
woods are wonderful! Now
it's time for some crazy, casual
LET'S CHASE OUR TAILS!
OCT 3, 2020
The Frost Is On The Bloom
You can choreograph an
awesome JEFF GOLDBLUM
spooky saturday by watching
MR FROST (probably his best
role ever), which is difficult to
find (I can give it to you) but
a feast of sinister proportions.
Follow it up with THE FLY and
INVASION OF THE BODY-
SNATCHERS (1978) where he
has a small but cool role before
he was a legend. Don't forget he
played ICHABOD CRANE in
SLEEPY HOLLOW (1980)! He was
born to play all 4 roles! His tv
show recently...kinda sucked.
...AND I RIPPED THE BLUE DRESS OFF!
OCT 3, 2020
As I did last FRIDAY night, the first playmate to
KIK me with a serious intention of showing up
will be invited to a cost-free/charge-free fun
time with at least myself and one of my guests
who just happens to also be one of the most
desired women in the world. It is 4:17pm.
The invitation closes as soon as someone
snatches it up!
OCT 2, 2020
D O T H E D A R K
As well as enjoying BEWITCHED and I DREAM OF
JEANNIE I'm also taking in THE MUNSTERS and
ADDAMS FAMILY. Both are hilarious and creepy
and for DAY TWO of the trek to terror Oct 31st
I'll be enjoying DARKNESS (2002) which is
supremely creepy as hell and AND SOON THE
DARKNESS (1970 version despite knowing Odette
and Amber) and I've posted the insane fun every
one had last year at the HALLOWEEN HAYRIDE
in VIP area for your orgasmic pleasure. My friends
and I will be finishing sailing later and having a
possible MEET-N-EAT later...keep eyes peeled!
OCT 2, 2020
OR DO ME IN THE DARK
Cum with me...
into the darkness...
THE COMPANY OF WOLVES
I forgot how much I love the 1984
movie -- so deliciously creepy,
almost surreal/hypnotic! Been
a while so loved seeing it again!
Not a lot of great WOLF movies
like WOLF (Nicholson). Howling
Reborn was kinda fun but were-
wolf and related movies don't
tend to be awesome. On the
other hand DUE SOUTH is not
scary/Halloween but it's that time
of the year for me to whip out
D.'s fv TV show and begin the
scrumptious feast of watching it
from start-to-finish! This wolf
Making HALLOWEEN cookies!
I DON'T BITE....MUCH
OCT 1, 2020
WHAT BIG TEETH...
T H E L I G H T S I D E
I've already received a dozen gifts from admirers
and ladies/gentlemen of class and sweetness for
my birthday this month. I want to thank everyone
who typically does grace me with a simple, small
token of celebration... A 'nod' if you will.
Last year I was a bit mortified how few bothered
even as I give gifts and birthday discounts for
those with such class. Hoping this year will be an
improvement. I posted these flowers/bear/card
because this particular sweetie isn't even a
standing play-mate anymore...and even he
has such class! People have both shadow
and light in us...Bring your brightest bulb
...even if we don't use it!
OCT 1, 2020
DANCING IN THE DARK
T H E D A R K S I D E
If you don't know you might be the only one...
but I'm a HUGE HALLOWEENIE. Not ashamed of
it...I love decorations, costumes and the entire
idea of the holiday and (as usual) upset that it's
dying off...speaking of 'dying off' it's a good time
to scoff at death and take in KING's
THE DARK HALF with Hutton as we start a brave
journey into OCTOBER COUNTRY and revel a
few weeks in the dark side of the universe.
This years 31 day trek into terror starts with
THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984), finishing
my decorations and my first costume!
OCT 1, 2020
THEY'RE CUMMING TO TAKE ME AWAY...